I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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