So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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