Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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