After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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