She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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