She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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