Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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