I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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