my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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