So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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