so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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