I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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