nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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