What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Randomize
