no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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