do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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