No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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