She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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