She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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