even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Randomize
