PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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