You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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