it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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