Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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