we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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