i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Let's get the cat blown out
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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