so explain again why im purple
no
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i barfeds in our rink
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Ketchup is God's man juice
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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