Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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