New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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