but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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