we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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