I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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