we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dicks are not precious.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
