I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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