I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I have fence marks all over my body
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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