Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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