its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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