Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
