question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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