watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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