just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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