We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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