He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
