There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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