Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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