i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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