I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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