All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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