Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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