Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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