PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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